Saturday, December 10, 2011
Why I Do Not Exercise
Today was a bit tumultuous, truth be told. I worked on a research paper- different from the triumph eluded to below- while drinking a lot of coffee but only wrote a few paragraphs and felt like falling asleep. Then I felt emotional and ate a lot of buttered pasta lying down in my bed. Then I ran on the elliptical downstairs- probably marking the 9th or 10th time I have exercised in college.
Then? Do you know what I did then? Can you guess what it was? I'll give you some hints! I once did it in a rental car with J.W.! It's unpleasant and makes your throat hurt!
It stars with v and ends with omit!
I'm not going to tell you the extent of my ellipticality because it's an embarrassment. It was not very much. Another thing about exercise that I don't like is you have to feel embarrassed about doing in and then once you do it, you have to feel embarrassed about that also.
In conclusion, Exercise: totally bogus activity.
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I'll admit I didn't get the first hint... sorry to hear this.
ReplyDeleteNot sure we can really blame this on exercise? I blame that research paper. Down with education.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time to just turn in the paper and be done with it. I want you to go back to B-town and relax a bit. ((hugs)) to you.
ReplyDeleteIs that a dog in your foto? It looks a little like a short sheep.
ReplyDeleteNot good. I hate vomiting so much.
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