...If having an OkCupid account is generally making my life infinitesimally better or a little bit worse. Like just now I came home in the best mood after a phone call with Tif and a hella long walk and then I checked OkCupid and was definitely in a worse mood, not a better mood.
It's probably a better idea to audition for The Bachelor or to draw a bath and read my really good book. In other words, Go Big or Stay Home. More on this later.
you're making me want to read that book. What do you give it on the fist of 5????
ReplyDeleteAnd baths are always good. With MR. BUBBLE!
I really don't want you to audition for the Bachelor.
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